Bleep and Noo #2 – Talk-Powered Cell Phones Won’t Need Batteries

N* Hear this, B. »It’s possible that in the future your voice conversations on your cell phone could generate enough electrical power to run the phone, without batteries. »
B* « Could »? Another *bleep*ing pseudo-scientist claiming something he cannot even make real!
N* Wait, it seems pretty plausible. It works with tiny piezoelectric crystals…
B* Pizza what?
N* Piezoelectric. It means something that can generate electricity from mechanical energy.
B* Yeah, I see. Like me when I’m *bleep*ing Rita!
N* … You’re right, B.
B* Of course, I am!
N* Of course, B…

[Sources : Slashdot/NetworkWorld]