Bleep and Noo #1 – Biologists on the Verge of Creating New Form of Life

N* Hear this, B. « From fatty molecules and bits of nucleic acids, a scientific team led by some Jack Szostak guy… »
B* What a *bleep* name! How can somebody with such a *bleep*ing name look serious?
N* Well… I was saying…  From fatty molecules and bits of nucleic acids, a scientific team could form a system capable of self-replication by harnessing the energy of the sun. Isn’t that great?
B* Great? You must be kidding me! Self-replicating fat? Any *bleep*ing bitch does this, with or without sun power, just by eating some *bleep*.
N* You don’t seem to understand, B. These guys are on the verge of creating a new form of life!
B* Yeah, sure. If they are « on the verge », why don’t they just *bleep*ing really create life before starting to talk about it?
N* … You’re right, B.
B* Of course, I am!
N* Of course, B…

[Sources : Slashdot/Wired]